500 yard swim, 18 mile bike, 3.2 mile run
Prerace: What can I say? It was the last race of the season. You may notice that it says my race was in Missouri and not the listed Devil's Lake race. Due to a clerical error...okay, for some reason I never signed up for the race when I thought I had been for the last 3 months...I picked up the only available race in the Midwest. Innsbrook is a resort town about 40 minutes west of St. Louis on I-70. At the last minute, my parents decided to go with me. It definitely made me feel better about doing this race. To be perfectly honest, I did not want to even do this race. I had a bad feeling about it, I knew I'd have to miss the Iowa game (which was good in retrospect), and I was just plain sluggish all week. This was not the time to loaf, however, and I followed rule 1a in The Triathlete Handbook: Play Like a Champion.
Race morning was overcast and cool, probably in the upper 50's or lower 60's. For the first time I had a prerace outfit of long pants and layered long sleeved t-shirts. The area was buzzing and the setup was amazing. I failed to mention that this was the 2007 USAT Club National Championships, a race that I qualified for with my string of top 10 finishes. Okay, that is very untrue, ANYONE could sign up for it. Being a 'club' championship, I was automatically appointed the representative of Davenport, IA. Where was my ticker tape parade? No call from the mayor? Who is the mayor of Davenport, anyhow? Is it still Tom Hart? Terry Brandstadt? Aaron Burr? Lynn Allen? Jesse Ventura? Ugh, I'm confused. After nervously pacing around for 45 minutes, I finally headed to the beach.
The prerace meeting was unlike any I've ever experienced and certainly one that was very humbling. After the usual race rules and instructions, it was brought to all of our attention that at that very race site, in that very lake in June, the unthinkable happened: an athlete died in the race. The story was recapped, the race was dedicated in his memory, and the deceased athlete's father gave a talk. Many eyes were wet, the race director's voice cracked, and all I could think of was what was going through my mom's head. RIP, Kevin Hunt.
The Swim: It was a typical mass start, a sea of arms and legs. And the sea was rough that day, folks! One thing I distinctly recall was that the water felt very warm after standing in the cold air in skimpy shorts for so long (and yes, ladies, I looked darn good in them!). After performing my invented "Elbow Stroke" to ward off people swimming into me, my gamesmanship allowed me some open water to find a rhythm. I felt very strong in the swim, not ever pushing myself to the point of exhaustion. After making two left turns around the big orange buoys, the shore came quickly and I was out of the water and jogging about a 1/4 mile UPHILL to my bike. Hills would be the theme of the race. When I finally reached the transition area, I thought about what I told my mom before the race, about not trying to go as fast as I could, just to have fun. Easier said than done, but you have to have a plan, right?
The Bike: I hopped on my trusted steed, a red Felt F-85, silently admiring my degreasing job on the chain, derailleurs, and gears. Image is everything, people! :-) Right from the get-go, the course was up and down. Inside the confines of the resort (the 1st five miles), short and brutally steep hills got my legs
The Run: Allow me to directly quote the website's course description: "This is a hilly course - it is up or down pretty much the whole time. It is a beautiful course, all inside the resort, with plenty of shaded sections, but the elevation changes do make it challenging. This course also has a good deal of packed gravel." And let's not forget the description listed on trifind.com, "The run course is indeed challenging, and very fitting for a National Championship." That description and my running abilities go together like oil and water. I actually did a few weeks hill training to prepare, and thankfully I did. It's true I don't consider myself a runner, and I have no interest in ever being labeled as one. That doesn't mean I haven't run many challenging race courses like The Bix 7 course, The Turkey Trot course, a 10K in a Burlington Triathlon, or even doing laps on Utah Ave between Locust St and Hwy 61. I can tell you now that this stands right there with them, maybe even a bit tougher. Not just hills, but BIG hills. The race description didn't lie, there were no flat parts. However, I had a few things going for me. The weather was perfect, no sun, no wind, low 60's. I had done the training and was ready. And most importantly, I didn't care about my time and I was actually having the most fun I've ever had at a race.
I didn't know any competitors, so my usually dormant and non-existent competitiveness that inexplicably rears its ugly head in 'friendly' competition was nowhere to be seen. I took care to use small and choppy strides on the uphills and downhills, thereby saving my knees and my lungs. I noticed a 33 year old chap in red passed me very slowly at the start of the run, and I kept him in my sights. After saying to myself, "This HAS to be the last hill" about 10-15 times, the volunteers told me that I had just finished the last one, and The Red Chap was still in my sights. The competitive spirit reared it's ugly grill, and I started turning over the pace, reeling him in. About 200 yards from the finish, Red was about 25 yards ahead of me and started throwing up while running. My window was open, and I kicked with all I had. I got him and held him off as he realized that I was the one he passed at the start. We won't talk about the 57 year old guy who came out of nowhere and passed BOTH of us in the finishing chute.
Somehow I ran the whole thing and I wasn't even close to taking a walk break. I'm not sure I even know how that happened! You get lucky sometimes. After donning a cheesy medal and ribbon (Olympics, you are not), I grabbed a Coke and a burger, loaded up my gear, and headed for home. Results here if you're interested. My season is over!!
End of Year Reflections: Maybe it wasn't my fastest season, but it was certainly the most rewarding. Raising over $2,500 dollars for RMHC of Eastern Iowa is so much better than any race related result I could have obtained. It truly gave my training and racing a new purpose, and I honestly thought about it often. I never would have guessed that it would have taken the time and effort it did in the early going, but it was a labor of love and something that I enjoyed. I am definitely going to do something again next season, so you can all be expected to be bugged by me again.
I'd like to give a BIG thanks to my mom who helped me turn this idea into a reality. Thanks mom!
Many thanks to all of you who donated money to this cause. I hate being bugged by junk mail as much as the next guy, but you guys all came through in a big way. THANK YOU!!
Thanks to all of you who came out to watch, cheer, and poke fun at me. It's true, a guy with a jiggly belly like myself can do this. I'd encourage you all to try a race for yourself.
Thanks to (Ironman finisher) Jen Foley and all of the gang in Fortune and Glory and the Moline YMCA crowd. It makes it so much easier to train when you're around hard workers like yourselves. And you let me dream and have a front row seat to see what it is like to be fast.
Thanks to The Shafenator for being my part-time training partner and host of the greatest post-race party in the history of mankind. You might be the only guy who hits the Snooze Button more than I do, but we're always (mostly) prepared to toe the line at West Lake.
I'm sure I should have thanked other people specifically as well, and I'm sorry if I forgot you. Please come on out next year and watch the action. Like our motto states in Fortune and Glory: